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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

10.06.2025 05:06

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Hysterias & Posteriors

Weed may be bad for your heart, whether you smoke or consume edibles - Live Science

Everyone loved it.

Freaks and Cheeks

Unacceptable again!

8 Products That Skin Experts Say Can Slow Collagen Loss - Vogue

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No go.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Sometime ago, the Iranian Minister said that a US Navy aircraft carrier would be an easy target for 300 speed boats armed with Katyusha rocket launchers. Is this true?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Then came..

Thumbs down again.

What are the reasons why am I so tired before my period?

So, the docs changed it to read

Minds and Behinds

Just Forget it!

Why do only ugly women like me on Tinder? Is it because I'm an ugly man?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

So they tried

Still no good

New COVID variant could come with extremely painful symptom - PennLive.com

share office space ...

Loons and Moons

No, not a chance

Newark Airport to open its shuttered runway Monday, 13 days ahead of schedule - NBC News

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Another attempt resulted in ...

Tuesday Telescope: Lighting, sprites, and airglow over Central America - Ars Technica

No way

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Next, they tried...

Julio Rodríguez addresses robbery at his home - MLB.com

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Why do men love boobs (irrespective of big or small)?

Nuts and Butts

Still no good.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Which Korean female celebrities look the best in a bikini?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

They put up a sign reading

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What transforms the philosophical intellect?